September 2012
31 posts
“I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes...”
– Sister Joan Chittister, Catholic Nun (via timehasflewn)
holy shit i love this quote
(via glitter-femin1sts)
August 2012
37 posts
pregnancy test commercial: your body can tell when you are pregnant before you can
mom: so can republicans
my past few status updates from facebook a.k.a....
i usually come home with a mental list of things i want to look up on wikipedia.
one of these days i am going to snap and take everyone down with me.
i just spent the past hour trying to figure out what our dog should wear to our wedding.
subway avocado tastes like nothing.
i made dinner and then fell asleep on the kitchen floor.
i slept for 12 hours.
there is a part in kill bill where they say someone is on the right when they are actually on the left. it kills me every time.
america wants to pee in a cup
“shouldn’t you have to pass a urine test to collect a welfare check since i have to pass one to earn it for you?”
let’s look at this chart of federal spending in 2011 and break this down:
20% of your taxes went to national defense and security. cool, whatever. 20% — the same exact amount— went to social security. that includes disability benefits,...
drinking in the afternoon
also known as heartburn.
“If you get embarrassed every time you drop a pad or tampon—and it will happen—or...”
– Rookie Mag - Everybody Farts! (via beetletooth)
that awkward moment
when you open a new tab, type in a url, and realize you’re already surfing that website.
junglerot asked: Ugh, listen, I hate to tell you this, but I'm friendzoning you.
Anonymous asked: I am not from the United States. I've already read that piece, the assumption of the author is wrong too, the concept of "friend zone" is not gendered.
“In pop culture, girls who crush hopelessly on guys they can’t have are painted...”
– Lamenting the Friendzone, or: The Nice Guy Approach to Perpetuating Sexist Bullshit (via waschbar) feed yourself, anon.
Anonymous asked: >i hear this all the time: “but he’s my other half!” Why are you gendering this?! Both genders use this expression regularly.
this whole "other half" business
come on, ladies. i hear this all the time: “but he’s my other half!” by saying that, you are saying you are running at 50%. you are a worksheet with only one half completed — and you’d fucking fail that assignment, hard. you really can’t cope for a period of time without this person? how is that okay? you are a grown-ass woman. you are beautiful and strong, and...
