whosthisdouchefag: classyprostitute: vvelvvet: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen so calm as they get doused omfg im cryinhg oh my ogd
my vent on body types, "eat a sandwich"
i had a hard time in high school, but i never had body issues. i played softball for 11 years, i rode horses, i ran track, i ate fast food at least five times a week. my family life got increasingly shifty as i got older, so i ate a lot of frozen fries and ice cream. my mom didn’t cook and my dad was usually out on business. i would be described as petite. i am 5’3” and maybe...
this shouldn’t be a chore.
whomadewho: Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap AMAZING why does this almost-perfect human being have to believe in scientology?