i want to paint this on the walls of my city.
Digby & Iona: Personalized Stump Ring →
portraitofamind: How awesome is that?! Want! all of their stuff is gorgeous.
things that stress me out:
1. money 2. my headaches 3. working in an industry that doesn’t offer insurance 4. hospital bills 5. my medications 6. being on the phone 7. having to think about all 1 - 5 while doing 6.
this is how i explain things.
mike: i have never knowingly deglazed a pan. how do i do it? me: keep the heat on high and put liquid in a pan that has goodies on the bottom (like after you’ve made a steak). it’ll simmer and loosen up the bottom so that you can scrape it with a wooden spoon and make a little saucey sauce. seriously.
‘i let you call me beautiful’ →
haveanosh: beautiful poem by marty mcconnell. saturnrising: i let you call me beautiful because i know you mean beautiful naked faced, unshowered, raspy because you mean raw, pen in fist, screaming because you mean lustful, razor-tongued i let you call me beautiful because you’ve traced the scoliosis snake of my spine kissed the stretch marks under… this is a beautiful poem, but...
it's always weird to find out
that someone you know died.
me: how do you think you have sex with a colonoscopy bag?
will: ... i'm done.
will: get out.
Counting Calories - Simple Math That Can Ruin Your...
portraitofamind: I don’t count calories, I look at them and laugh. AND THEN OM NOM THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DONUT. AND THEN GUSHERS. AND THEN COOKIES. AND THEN I WAH A LITTLE AND CONTINUE TO ENJOY MY LIFE. ‘MERICA! FUCK YEAH! no, but seriously. never count calories. and eat some cookies.
i went to hospice attic today
and bought a 35mm slide projector, two records (one for my mom), four mason jars, three dresses, and four shirts for $50.