Happy Farewell Glenn Beck Day!
reallyfoxnews: Today is political commentator Glenn Beck’s last day on the Fox News channel. In honor of this momentous occasion, it will be Farewell Glenn Beck day here on Really, Fox News, although I’m not sure that “farewell” is the correct terminology. I think it’s more please-disappear-into-a-dark-hole than fare-well. Regardless, please enjoy numerous posts of the most absurd Glenn Beck...
cork shower mat →
aubreyplaza: * a comedy parody of the anti-drug dog commercial I did for College Humor.com i want to hug her.
C D7 I see you driving round town with the girl I love F C And I'm like "Fuck you!" Ooo ooo ooo C D7 I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough F C And I'm like "Fuck you, and fuck her too." C D7 If I was richer, I'd still be with ya F ...
surrounded by and drowning in
your memories, your past, your anxieties, my seemingly blank canvas.
with my life right now.
at boca fiesta’s new place. they’re not really looking for anyone, so we’ll see what happens.
See the game? (According to Chris Wallace at Fox News,) I make fun of...– JON STEWART, calling out Fox “News,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
so charmed charm bracelets →
my mom got me one of these about 8 years ago. it’s a little irrelevant now, so i am considering getting a new one. i love this, too.
if i had my admiral
i’d bike into town and get a tattoo today. i’m that bored.
That moment when you're feeling 1098456 things at...
lifeisuniversal: And my day just started.
the sensitivity of missing that first layer of...
that is how my insides feel.
owls-love-tea: what if you made a blog and you only followed one person and you never posted anything original you just reblogged every post they made and you stole their layout and used the same icon as them and then came into their house while they were sleeping and killed them and wore their skin and started living their life
fucking christ almighty
i have made so much food this week under such incompetent circumstances. she likes to inform me that paper towel dispensers are a necessary feature for hand sinks, yet has no idea how to hard boil an egg or tell when a meatloaf is done. the look i get when i make vinaigrettes without measuring anything is chilling. i don’t know if i can handle this once adam leaves. nap.