you are proud to be with me. i hope i make you proud.
my next pay day
i am buying myself awesome new undies. fuck the rest of you guys.
so motherfucking disappointed and merely existing.
the bell curve.
mark this day — my world was rocked so hard.
"so you and i can do whatever projects...
… want want to when we move in together — but we are never putting wallpaper up together.” william rush york
long, long, long day
i just worked for a little over 11 hours in the kitchen and came to these conclusions: a. i am never peeling gnarly-ass sweet potatoes with a plastic vegetable peeler again — sweet mother of jesus, why do those fucking things even exist. b. my legs will never be pretty again. c. five second rule drives food cost down at least 20 percent.
“we are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”
bad decisions make for good stories.
falltoplace asked: p.s. i posted your picture, hope that's ok??
A psychotic is a person who’s just found out what’s going on.– William S. Burroughs (via falltoplace)
I hate this feeling.
fuckyouflorida: Like I’m just another chapter in someone else’s life.