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reasons i hate holidays
1. pop-up turkey timers how do they work? a piece of plastic is soldered into metal that melts at 185 degrees*. when the metal melts, the plastic is freed and pops up. before you shit on that turkey’s miserable life any more by overcooking it, consider this: your steroid-infested turkey is big. it’s really fucking big. imagine boiling water, turning off the stove, and letting it sit...
Holidays are upon us! →
I cannot believe we are already well into November, but I am so happy for this time of year when I get to bring in all sorts of amazing cheeses just for the holiday season. As many of you already…
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